Daniel Roebuck

A pair off their rocker grandparents kidnap a 8th grader to present as a Christmas gift for their daughter and her husband. The preteen picks off the whacked out family one by one after ...

Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. ...